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Robert Kirschten, Ph.D.
BROAD COMEDY SCRIPTS AVAILABLE
for PRODUCTION:
1. HOTEL SCHOOL
Two antagonistic stepbrothers, who each consider themselves Cinderella, stand to inherit a chain of hotels, depending on who finishes Hotel School first.
Winner Best Comedy Red Wasp Film Festival. Finalist: Gulf Coast Film & Video Festival 2011. First Round Qualifier Filmmakers Intl. Screenwriting Awards 2011.
2. BARREL ROLL
A dedicated, but politically naive, professor of the history of 18th Century technology is unfairly fired from his university.
The only job he can get with 18th Century tech is as Mister Magic on a kid's science show.
Using his antiquated scientific instruments, he becomes the most sadistic game show host in the history of television.
To redeem himself, he devises the world's great stunt: going over Niagara Falls in a barrel.
Will he live or die--or regain his soul?
Winner Best Screenplay Red Wasp Film Festival and "Best Comedy" Woods Hole Film Festival 2011. Finalist: Gulf Coast Film & Video Festival: 2011.
3. CROSSWORD
Multiple-suspect murder mystery: the clues to several murders and the theft of millions of dollars of Hudson River Valley landscapes are in the clues to a crossword puzzle, played like a tv game show.
Quarter Finalist Creative World Awards Screenplay Contest 2011. First Round Qualifier Filmmakers Intl. Screenwriting Awards 2011.
4. TYRANNOSAURUS SEX
Based on Shakespeare's 12th Night: the male Director of a failing natural history museum hires a girl assistant dressed as a guy (to get the job).
He falls in love with her, but can't turn gay.
Later, her long-lost twin brother shows up, and a woman Head of the Museum Board falls in love with the brother and the disguised girl!
Complication everywhere.
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